I gathered all the best British expressions that I’ve encountered here in Blighty a.k.a Britain.

I have lived in the UK for almost eight years now, and somehow I’ve managed to adapt the British traditions and culture. As an adopted child of Britain, I integrate myself on learning a few things here and there about the country and most especially their language.

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The English language is the second language of the Philippines however; this is more of the American English. So when I moved to Britain, I found myself rather confused and amazed by their accents (There are loads of accents in the UK depends on where you live e.g The Queen’s English or the Yam Yam) and let alone their expressions.

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Photo Credit: The Buckingham Palace by JP Licudan of The Rustic Nomad

British people are really proud of their language and consider it as the “real” English language.  (No harm intended!)

So I’ve gathered some of the British expressions I’ve come across throughout the years I live here in the UK.  I hope to shed some light on what are these bloody British expressions are, how and when to use them.

“Taking the piss” 

Meaning: This expression is NOT related to the thing that you do when you go to the toilet. This means someone is mocking you.

“Round the Wrekin”

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Photo Credit: The Wrekin by Kat Dodd / CC-BY 2.0

Meaning:  Wrekin is a place in the Midlands. Locals from the region use this as an expression of going a long way around.

Doing my nut in”

Meaning:  As simple as ANNOYING.  Where “nut” means brain/head.

“Having a giraffe”

Meaning:   To crack a joke.  Having a laugh. Where giraffe rhymes with the word “laugh”.

“Pear shaped”

Meaning: It’s gone wrong.

“Mugged me off”   

Meaning: feeling someone has cheated you.

“Hit the hay”

Meaning: Going to bed. The expression is based on the old times when they used hay as their bedding.

“Gone to the ministry” 

Meaning: spent a long time on the toilet.  If you are a Harry Potter fan, you’ll probably remember how a wizard/witch goes to the ministry of magic… through the toilet!  It makes sense, right?

“Tipping it down”

Meaning: Raining hard/heavily. Same as “raining cats and dogs”.  I consider this as the most commonly used expressions here in the UK, as its bloody gloomy and raining here!  Oh yes!  I love the English weather.

“Going on a bender”

Meaning: going out and drink a lot of alcohol.

“All gone Pete Tong” / “All gone tits up”

Meaning: expressions used when something gone wrong.  The “tong” on Pete Tong is a Cockney (London) slang that rhymes with “wrong”.

“Bugger all”

Meaning: nothing. All gone.

“What a load of bollocks”

Meaning: If something is rubbish or poor it is a “load of bollocks”. “bollocks” itself is a commonly used expression like “crap” etc.  Of course,  “Bollocks” as you probably know it’s the males genitalia.

“Dog’s Bollocks”

Meaning: Another “bollocks” on the British expressions. However, this “bollocks” means good.  You have to use the whole expression to convey its meaning because you might end up giving the wrong signal.

“Donkey’s years”

Meaning: The expression means “a long time”.

“Faffing around”

Meaning: Taking your time slowly or messing around. Doing the unnecessary things when you should be doing something more important.


Meaning: This might sound like food, but this expression means “lucky” e.g., “lucky bast*rd” a.k.a “jammy bast*ard”.

“Got the lurgy”

Meaning: This expression is to be used when you are feeling ill.  Lurgy means an undetermined illness.


Meaning: Commonly used in the Midlands, this expression means “good” and “great” etc.

“Off your rocker” / “Losing your marbles” / “Thrown a wobbler”

Meaning: British expressions that mean “going crazy”.

“On your bike”

Meaning: This expression is perfect if you are annoyed or had enough of someone and you want them to leave.  Pretty much, “get lost”.

“Plastered / Hammered / wasted”

Meaning: These expressions are used if you had too much alcohol.  Drunk!

“Put a sock in it”

Meaning: SHUT UP!

 “Chill your beans”

Meaning: Calm down!

“Spend a penny”

Meaning: This is a classic British expression that means “going to the toilet”. In the old days, You would have to pay a penny (the smallest denomination of UK currency) to go to the public toilet.  You will still see this kind dotted around the UK but won’t cost you a penny anymore.

“Cost you an arm & a leg”

Meaning: A British expression that means “very expensive”.

So next time you’ll have a banter with your British friends, you’ll know what these expressions mean. If you know other best British expressions that you can add on this list, feel free to drop a comment below.

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